"HA-HA!Feeling a little butt hurt that none of you made it into the Action Figure Of The Day series of posts?!?Well good!!!All Tony ever does is gush over how awesomely awesome you are ,and how he owned a stupid wittle Secwet Wars Dr.Doom figure as a kid and how he Woved it sooooo friggin much!While I spent most of my time stashed in a drawer inside of an airtight Ziploc bag with the likes of a gassy Goblin who couldn't keep his mouth shut about how underrated Chap Mei is!Finally I get the spotlight and you guys can all get the bozak!"
Dr.Doom - "What Is this "bozak" you speak of and to what do we owe the honor of receiving one ...?"
Kang - "It's a 90's thing Doc, and trust me,you don't want it.Unless you don't have one now which... in that case...aww forget it"