Monday, September 19, 2016

Aliens Among Us!

“If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn’t turn out well for the Native Americans.” –Stephen Hawking

"I've always had this theory that Stephen Hawking secretly rules our world.This Is In no way meant to offend anyone with a disability ,but It just so happens to factor into my theory.Think about It, a ruling man In his condition would want to shape and mold society and every day life into something that would accommodate him. He's angry at the world and now he wants everyone to be like him.Think about It- everything Is voice activated from T.V.'s to Smartphones .No need to use your arms and hands.Hover boards eliminate the need to walk.Cars will be self driving and Hawking hates bees hence the decrease In .bee population .A stretch?Maybe. But hell,Hawking Is probably an Alien himself and If he says we will go the way of the Native Americans then we better listen." - Big Tone


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Brother Midnight .He's got It all figured out.

Toy Box  will face the oncoming invasion with one hand down his pants and the other on the clicker

  

12 comments:

  1. huh I always thought he was a life size remote controlled puppet

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  2. It's already over for us, isn't it? Darn you Stephen Hawking. The Samsung 7 was the start of the first attack - fry us from our own pockets.

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  3. just wait until his chair transforms to battle mode

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    1. But is the chair an Autobot or a Decepticon?

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  4. Interesting, yet scary theory there. If he is an alien, then i'm scared by his quote.

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  5. Ha! The alien domination has begun! I will never be able to see Mr. Hawking again without picturing his wheelchair transforming into battle mode.

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    1. That chair probably has more than just a battle mode.seriously,though,the guy is a genius.

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